fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

(via mewdith)

sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS. 

(Source: oh-glasgow, via call-jimmy)

Timestamp: 1398368083

sassygayzin:

pushbuttonkitty:

lokissaurusrex:

NUMBER 1 AND 4 THOUGH.

number all of them

ALL OF THIS. 

(Source: oh-glasgow, via call-jimmy)

zumainthyfuture:

jrunk:

wavycrokett:

:(((

ive woken from sleep to crucified

image

(Source: thisshitfunny, via call-jimmy)

Timestamp: 1398368048

zumainthyfuture:

jrunk:

wavycrokett:

:(((

ive woken from sleep to crucified

image

(Source: thisshitfunny, via call-jimmy)

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via dontwannasaygoodbye)

Timestamp: 1398367403

i-r3fus3-2-sinkk:

Bob Saget: Saying fuck you to gender roles since 1994.

(Source: aboysbestfriendishismother, via dontwannasaygoodbye)

Carrying a baby is literally—by biological definition—a parasitic relationship.

(Source: theparadoxisworking, via shayminsalad)

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

(Source: catleecious, via kimmehhh)

Timestamp: 1398367214

kimikomuffin:

ok I was going to reblog this anyway

and then the one in the middle

(Source: catleecious, via kimmehhh)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via pawalabear)

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

(Source: maahammy, via underlyingtransitions)

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

(Source: bompracachorro, via underlyingtransitions)

Timestamp: 1398320143

sadnradxvx:

fuck-it-fire-everything:

bhamms:

He’s smiling. He’s proud of himself. 

He’s saying “Look at me, that’s right, I’m balancing myself on this little stub of a branch. I am as majestic as a bird on its perch.”

behold the happiest bear

My heart

(Source: bompracachorro, via underlyingtransitions)

80s-90s-supermodels:

Drew Barrymore, mid 90s

(via call-jimmy)

Timestamp: 1398291772

80s-90s-supermodels:

Drew Barrymore, mid 90s

(via call-jimmy)